5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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