im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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