We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
