the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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