My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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