She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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