First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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