I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
