Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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