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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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