Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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