I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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