Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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