yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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