she was so not down for the gang bang
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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