A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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