WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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