She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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