He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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