Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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