So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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