Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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