Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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