Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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