In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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