I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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