After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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