But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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