they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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