ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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