I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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