he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i need some magic done to my vagina
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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