At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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