my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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