were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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