Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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