if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
