But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
