I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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