My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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