His pubic hair was longer than his dick
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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