I skipped work to stalk him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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