do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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