school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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