Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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