Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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