it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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