Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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