do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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