Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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