I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My ass is underappreciated
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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