oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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