Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Houston, we have a blender
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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