you guys were way drunker than both of me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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