I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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