His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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